![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:12 • Filed to: ama, I wonder how many other people do these novelty tag things | ![]() | ![]() |
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Why is oppo pro duck yet not pro quack?
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:15 |
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How much fun are you having?
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:15 |
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Are you one of those that drink the syrup?
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:17 |
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HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GLORIOUS DUCKS WITH THIS NOTION OF QUACKERY? I SAY WE TAR AND FEATHER YOU, TO RESEMBLE OUR WONDERFUL YELLOW OVERLORD, BUT I FEAR YOU ARE NOT DESERVING OF SUCH A GREAT IMAGE.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:18 |
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Totally. It’s God’s gift to the canned fruit aisle.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:19 |
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More fun than a goth 15 year old headed to Disneyland, less fun than that person’s 8 year old sibling.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:24 |
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Only if it's the full on sugar kind, not the healthy water shit.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:26 |
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Of course, what do you think I am, some pro quack heathen?
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:28 |
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On a scale from TBI 350 to LS7 how would you rate this food?
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:31 |
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Somewhere between LQ9 and mildly boosted LM4. Not aluminum LS good, but really good compared to a lot of other engines.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:33 |
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I’m going to tell you a story. When I was visiting Malta I accidentally got drunk. We went on a tour which took us to the prince’s garden and it had orange trees that said do not take fruit. My brother and I climbed up and took many oranges which got us kicked out buy we got a lot of oranges. My sister stayed away. They were the greatest oranges ever. Sweet, amazing oranges. Moral I’d the story Adam stole the forbidden fruit and it was amazing and worth it. My phone wants to auto correct oranges into pants.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:40 |
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Well, I had heard a story, but I assumed it was just a vicious canard.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:48 |
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Accidentally drunk...something, something...oranges in pants.
Good story.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:50 |
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This is just classic.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:52 |
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The fries I had for lunch were rated at a 305 L03, complete shit.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 22:53 |
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What’s classic is “accidentally got drunk”. I’m gonna steal that.
![]() 10/31/2015 at 01:27 |
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Every time I am in a wedding party I always have to explain to the bride how we accidentally got drunk.